Hostess Scares the crap out of me.

[Kpeters]

Yeah it scared me quite a bit the first time.....I thought i was having a decompression, I even disengaged the autopilot to start the emergencie
descent lol! Then I hear "Hi captain would you like some coffee" hahah. The sub-woofer is not helpefull in this kind of situations!

[Shahab]

weatherguy48 wrote:
So yea, I'm haflway across the pacific, flying along nicely, when all of a sudden I hear a BOOM coming from behind me. I shriek and
begin scanning
instruments only to hear the hostess serving me coffee.

I'm not complaining, but do those chicks kick down the bloody cockpit door?

LOL!! yea, 32 mins in my flight.. SHE litteraly SLAMSSS! the door open and im like bascially about to sleep looking at my monitor (long
flight) and says " Captain would you want some coffee? Here you go"
without even giving me time to sayy FIRST KNOCK AND NOO THANKYOU I DUN DRUNK COFFEE...

ill leave it till im oversea.. kik her off the plane lol jks,
Now i know never to take my sight away from the monitor or do sumthing else..Unless nature callz, SEAtbealt sign wil go on.. lol

[detpilot]

Airliner- Great sotry! I love BF2, it's my second favorite game after FS9. I am always playing on karkand or wake. What's your ingame name, I am hueyman.

[Airliner]

Never seen ya detpilot. I go by Hannibal. That name wasn't available so, I stuck my initials in fron in brackets so now it's (JSC)
Hannibal. Everyone asks what clan that is!

I just jumped on today - first time in weeks - and commanded a round in Karkland. We lost 18-0 but what a close one! Back and forth.
We had the MEC pretty bottled up at the river for a while and were making progress until I decided to drive over and try to take out their
sat/uav/arty. Bad idea when commanding! Everyone was calling for vehicle drops, uav, supplies, etc. and then - APC IN MY FACE! Sorry
guys! They then pushed through our lines and spread out over the city. We did manage to take it back but, the damage was done and
point-wise, we fell just short.

Imagine Cobras and Hinds in that map! That would be nuts!

Mashtur City and Kubra Dam are pretty cool too. What servers do you play on?

[weatherguy48]

Yea, got a modest 6 inch subwoofer under my desk. With the bass up 100%, the sound the the brakes being applied rattles everything on the desk.

[babua]

My wife does the same when I am "flying" -only difference,the word captain is substituted with a more colorful adjective!!

[Snake]

Yah I am used to the hostest using a Ram to open my cockpit door but man that first time with my new logitech sound system BANG...Didnt know what had
happen quickly started scanning my instruments and then you hear her comforting voice " I have some drink for you" lol