Dumbest thing you ever did in flight.

[Airliner]

“Runway surface: Grass”

That's the best one I've ever heard! Where's Homer? DOH!

Actually, if you were in a B732, you might be fine as they can land in a short space and rough terrain - maybe not as soft as grass though.

I like the guy in the Runways show on Modern Marvels, talking about the old runways. "They were grass fields and if they were really
pressing for efficiency, they mowed the grass!"

Dumbest thing you ever did in flight.

Mistook the exit door for the lavatory.

Oh wait, you mean, in a VIRTUAL flight?