13-10-2007, 07:24 AM
Quote:eazy wrote:
We don't need food planners .... We need drink planners!
I think you'd make a fortune by making and selling a booklet that would go under name "Occasions for every celebration - Dionysian
book of festives" or something like that. It would have 365/6 pages and would list good reasons for getting drunk that day. For every day.
With a brief description. Like this:
"February 29th: Banana picking day in Guatemala - It is celebrated by roasting a girraffe and skipping the rope. In case you don't have one
(girrafe), a case of beer will suffice."
The ocassions are countless: the indepedance day of Kirgistan, the day of initiation rites in West Gabon etc...
I'd say that would be a good drink planner, wouldn't you?

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