Dear Complaint Department

[lightrail]

To whom it may concern:

Re: Terror Airlines Flight TA340 from Honolulu to Los Angeles

I am writing to tell you that I will NEVER fly with Terror Airlines again. Never. Here's why. We boarded the 747 and began to take-off. The captain
aborted the take-off and the flight attentant explained that the captain had forgot to close the doors. We returned to the start of the runway and
took -off. I knew something was wrong as soon as we got airborne.

We climbed really steep, then the aircraft started to fall, faster and faster. Finally, the aircraft pitched down and we somehow survived a belly-flop
landing in the sea just off the beach.

Well, we were taken back to the terminal at Honolulu and seeing how the 747 was all smashed up on the beach, Terror Airlines was kind enough to bring
in a replacement aircraft - a 777.

Against my better judgement, I borarded the plane and the flight was quite nice - I was upgraded to First Class. We had two movies, lots of drinks, a
hot dinner just after take-off and snacks just before landing. The flight went well, until we began the approach to LAX. Now, I don't know what your
pilot was thinking, but I swear we we too low and almost ran into the mountains - I know it's hard to see in the smog, but don't these planes have
intrusments?

Well, we climbed up and then dropped really fast once over the mountains - I'm sure I heard the co-pilot cry out for his momma and I heard him yell
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" - it was like a roller-coaster. Then we started to climb again and the Captain came on and told us that we were going missed
approached, something about getting confused with the NAV and GPS and not locked on to the ILS and visability too bad for a visual approach - not
sure what all that meant.

So we went around again and this time we did land - it seemed a bit all over the place as if the plane couldn't find the runway. I've never landed on
the grass besides the runway before - it was kid of cool, but a bit bumpy. I don't think the airport appreciated all those lights being knocked over
though.

I was trembling once we got to the gate, but the co-pilot was more scared than us - he ran off the plane calling for his momma. The flight attendants
were great - but tell that captain we agree with the co-pilot - NEVER AGAIN.

Ms. Smith, Long Beach, Calif. USA

[pegase]

To Ms. Smith.

Your trip seems indeed a quite dodgy experience. But it seems that since 08 July 2005 when a certain software was released, there is a dramatic
encrease of such flights or even worth. I won't undermine the hard experience yo had but, finally you got at your destination, could have ride on
several great planes, had to eat and drink, movies and some stories for your Granchildren .

So, Ms Smith, with all respects you deserve I must tell you that, should your letter aim to get refunded of the ticket price, please forget it. All
this costs already quite a lot in planes, maintenance, airpots tax and fine. So, don't wonder why we can't bother with fussy customers about
trivial money concern.

For your information, despite the great pleasure I had to read you, I must tell you that it would be useless to send other letters. We close today the
complaint department which is totally jammed, overcrowded from complaints. This is not a life. So I am moved to the congratulation department where I
hope to recieve some news from you there because so far, this department is terribly quiet. Never mind it leaves me spare time for flying myself.

With the kindest regards from
SSO Pégase

[AST416]

next time take a boat!

[david1964]

hmm,fs boat.....................sounds good

[pagir]

david1964 wrote:
hmm,fs boat.....................sounds good

It already exists!

http://www.hangsim.com/vs/

I think Dan made add-on for this sim too, long ago...

He he... a new slogan:

Dan: in space, in air, on sea...



Pagir

[Meco]

lightrail wrote:
To whom it may concern:

Re: Terror Airlines Flight TA340 from Honolulu to Los Angeles

I am writing to tell you that I will NEVER fly with Terror Airlines again.

Ms. Smith, Long Beach, Calif. USA

Ms. Smith.

We received a call from a disgruntled maintenance supervisor who was most forthcoming about several complaints with regards to
the afore mentioned airline.

With confidence I can convey to you, that a listing comprising of many former passengers of the said airline, included your complaint
dossier. We feel the response you received may not have met with your satisfaction.

At this time Meco Airlines would like to extend an invitation to fly with us for all your future travel needs. As an introductory welcome we
would also like to offer you 2 free tickets to any destination within our flight routes.

We value your business as we strive to improve all customer service needs.

Meco Airlines, customer service department, CBB - (Creative Bullshite Branch)

[Samuel]

[jboweruk]

Dear Mrs. Smith,

Looking Glass Aviation would also like to extend our invitation to travel on one of our luxury class Beech A36 Bonanza aircraft to get to any
hub of your choice. Our prices are reasonable across the board and as a gesture of goodwill we would extend an invitation to yourself
and a friend to come to the Emma Field Flying Club and partake of a pleasure flight (at our expense) in your choice of a Beech
Staggerwing or DeHavilland DH82 Tiger Moth vintage aircraft.

Kind Regards,

Lyra
Director
Looking Glass Aviation.

[fruitfly]

Dear Ms Smith!

I think you should pay attention to two things:
1.) I bet it's been years since you felt so much alive! So what's the big fuss!?

2.)After you left the plane, it was like pigs were in it: there was vomit all over the places! And who do you think had to clean it?
Me, of course!
And don't think I get payed for that!!! Oh, no! I can't afford sunbathing in Honolulu!
The only payement I get from my cheap company is I can keep all the chewing gums that I scrape under thwe seats! They even wanted
me to hand over the gums that are still sweet, but Union had to intervene, so now we can keep the sweet ones.

So don't ask for sympathy from me, sister!

G. Vara

[pegase]

To Mr G.Vara

Dear co-worker.

Thanks first for your apropriate answer to this sucking passenger with outdated conception still thinking we would bother about what customers have
to say.
I am really pleased to know you enjoy the flavour of the second hand chewing gums and think it is no more than the deserved reward. owed for your efforts

This beeing told, as you know, business is really difficult nowadays and all oportunity to lower costs must be used.

So please note and let your colleagues know that it is very important that you hand over the chewing gums when all flavour, remains of drink, tobacco
etc is over.

Those chewing gums must be given to our maintenance department. You can't imagine how many reparation we can do with them from tires to feeling
corrosion holes in the tanks, wing, air and hydrolics etc. Your help will consistently raise our security level.

Too kepp your motivation at high level, your team will recieve a pack of 10 brand new chewing gums for each plane reaching destination in a single try.

With kind regards and professional respect from

SSO Pégase
Quality department manager.

[dreamnite]

To: Bazooka Joe Bubblegum Company, customer service division

Dear Sirs:

I am writing to you today to complain about the recent decline in the quality of your once proud bubble gum products. Once, you made a product that I
could rely upon for any occasion, yet I now find that I can no longer in good conciense use or recommend your product. In my younger days your
bubblegum had a consistency that could hold the wings on a DC-3, should the need arise. Now, I find that I can not rely on your product for something
as simple as reattaching the flaps on our company's 777. On a recent approach the flaps, which I had spent days of chewing your product to reattach,
ripped right off when the pilot lowered them. Although he was exceeding the maximum posted airspeed for doing so, I believed your product to be made
of stronger stuff. As another recent example, I recently plugged the hole in a fuel tank with a nice large wad of your gum, and on the next flight the
same tank began leaking, causing the flight full of passengers to divert and land on I-40 in the middle of nowhere!

In short, I hope my letter encourages you, gentlemen, to return your product to the quality it has stood for in the days of yore. Until that day, I
regret that I can no longer use your product and have now switched to Bubbleyum brand gum as a stand in.

Sincerely,
Benjamin "Ben" Nutz,
Lead Maintence, Terror Airlines

[lightrail]

NOTICE OF VIOLATION

To: Terror Airlines
From: Operations Manager CYEG
Re: Emergency Landing

Thank you for chosing Edmonton International Airport to perform your emergency landing. The approach controllers had a good laugh at your attempts to
intercept the localiser - they suggest next time that you try setting your Nav radios to the correct frequency. The Tower reported that the first
missed approach was spectacular and the 40 degree bank angle over the airport a sight they'll never forget, and neither will the terrified passengers
waiting at the gate their for Terror Airlines flight to Vancouver on a similar aircraft.

We had our emergency vehicles lined up along Runway 30 so we really appreciated you landing on Taxiway Alpha - and thank you for missing the Air
Canada 767 in the process.

With regards to the taxiway lights and signs that you demolished, they were slated for replacement in 2006 anyway. We were wondering where we would
find the funds, but you seem to have provided a solution for us.

Next time you have an emergency, we hope you will consider Calgary International next time.

Sincerely,

Alfred longbottom
operations Manager
Edmonton Airports

[Jetsgo]

Light Trail -

Is this a joke? Lol. I didn't read all of the posts in this thread but are you actually complaining about an airline of Flight Simulator? If I am
misunderstood then lol, I'll re-read it.

[lightrail]

Yes it is a joke - one of my airlines in FS9 is Terror Airlines

[Jetsgo]

Hahah