15-12-2005, 07:27 PM
No doubt you've seen a few of these...Southwest NOT mentioned!
QANTAS
Quick And Nasty, Typical Australian Service
SAS
Sex After Sandwiches
BA
Bl**dy Awful
BOAC
Better On A Camel
Bought on American credit
SABENA
Such A Bad Experience Never Again
DELTA
Don`t Even Leave The Airport
UTA
Unlikely To Arrive
TWA
Try Walking Across
TAA
Try Another Airline
ALITALIA
Arrive Late In Tokyo And Luggage In Athens
OLYMPIC
Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
LUFTHANSA
Luggage Usually Flies To Hamburg And Never (the) Selected Airport
TEAL(Air New Zealand)
Terrible Experience Always Late
GARUDA
Good Airline Ruined Under Dutch Administration
JMC
Just Murdered Caledonian
Just More Cr@p
BWIA
Britain's Worst Investment Abroad
To do is to be..Descartes
To be is to do.. Neitche
Do be do..Do be do..Sinatra
RonMac
Glasgow