11-12-2008, 05:03 PM
Quote:KenG wrote:As for this I'd be totally pumped I would roll behind from my corner office overlooking Milwaukee and say, "Alright see you in a week".
Just think of it this way. How would you like it if I came to your work and started telling you that I could do your job as good or better than
you based off what I read on the Internet and practicing your job at home on my personnel computer?
After 1 week I would show up and ask to see his performance report, if he does well I hire him full time and "work from home" until retirement, if he
doesn't do well, well then I open the secret glass door I had installed into the window for these very instances and he goes for a fall, and it never
happened.
Unfortunately I'm still on the 1st floor, he looks at me and starts running to the local newspaper with his stories of indecency. I run after him, but I am slow from my week at home playing online poker, I hire Jason Bourne, he chases him and lures him away from the newspaper to the middle of Lake Michigan.
There is a hole in the middle of the ice but on his way through the hole Jason puts two in his forehead for good measure. He has a son that nobody knows about, he comes to my office to avenge his father's death. By now I have fully practiced my fighting antics and he is no match for me, or my secret glass door/window.
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