Boarding Procedures

[airmiles]

I beg to differ and I am sure Apache will use a similar boarding technique to myself.

1 Start FS/FPS
2 Open and drink 1st beer
3 Plan best route (to the fridge)
4 Get another beer
5 Push a few keys and flick a few switches while drinking beer
6 If any PAX are daft enough to get on open the door and let them on
7 Hmmmm where is that beer?
8 Push some more buttons and switches and hope the noise gets louder
9 Call the tower and request clearance delivery (of more beer)
10 In the style of a race car driver taxi and take off, forgot to mention this stage must be accompanied by more beer
11 Have an interesting landing, forget what FSP says about t/d rate if you dont spill any beer it is a 'KISS'
12 Hit some more buttons and stuff and hope it gets quieter
13 Skip this one too unlucky dont want to splii any
14 More beer
15 Check the penguins are ok

If anyone wants ths checklist in PDF or other format please let me know