15-07-2009, 11:50 PM
Real write-ups from Quantas. "p"= pilot "m"= maintenance action
p: Test flight OK. except auto-land very rough
m:Auto-land not installed on this aircraft
p:Something loose in the cockpit
m:something tightened in the cockpit
p:dead bugs on the windshield
m:live bugs on backorder
p:Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick
m:That's what friction locks are for
p:aircraft handles funny
m:Aircraft warned to staighten up, fly right and be serious
p:mouse in cockpit
m:cat installed




p: Test flight OK. except auto-land very rough
m:Auto-land not installed on this aircraft
p:Something loose in the cockpit
m:something tightened in the cockpit
p:dead bugs on the windshield
m:live bugs on backorder
p:Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick
m:That's what friction locks are for
p:aircraft handles funny
m:Aircraft warned to staighten up, fly right and be serious
p:mouse in cockpit
m:cat installed





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