Have you ever flown NWA or KLM?

[Joeflyer]

I always seem to get First Class on any commerical flight I take...hmmm, must be that I have the Silver Elite World Perks status now On
the down side, I NEVER get to sit by some FINE-A-- lady with great "assets". There is usually rather robust individuals or folks who
haven't bathed in a couple of days who tend to sit next to me or near me. That's it! I quit flying commercial until the ladies with
great "ASSets" decide to book first class!