11-10-2005, 08:00 PM
- In case of a hard landing, pick up your computer with monitor and drop it from 6 feet high.
- If you are hungry/thirsty and flying a large jet, ring the bell to tell your wife or your mother to bring you food and coffee (remind your wife
and mother that it's illegal to assault a pilot in flight)
- If you are hungry/thirsty and flying a GA aircraft, you can only eat/drink if you have a lunch with you at your computer chair
- You can simulate a smoke in the cockpit by purchasing a smoke machine. When using it, make sure both the doors and windows are
closed.
- If you die in a crash, run to the kitchen and stab yourself in the liver and then in the kidneys using a 8-12" blade. This will simulate being impaled by a piece of metal. Should you only be injured, use the same blade but strike yourself in a non-fatal zone. You could also ask a friend to hit you with a 25lbs sledgehammer or you can jump down a set of at least 12 stairs.
- To simulate a bird strike, go to the pet store and purchase a few budgies. If FsP tells you've hit a bird, simply shove a budgy in your
power supply fan and let the bird do its magic. Now you only have a few minutes before your computer shuts down because of an overheating power supply.
Post Edited ( 10-11-05 21:06 )
- If you are hungry/thirsty and flying a large jet, ring the bell to tell your wife or your mother to bring you food and coffee (remind your wife
and mother that it's illegal to assault a pilot in flight)
- If you are hungry/thirsty and flying a GA aircraft, you can only eat/drink if you have a lunch with you at your computer chair
- You can simulate a smoke in the cockpit by purchasing a smoke machine. When using it, make sure both the doors and windows are
closed.
- If you die in a crash, run to the kitchen and stab yourself in the liver and then in the kidneys using a 8-12" blade. This will simulate being impaled by a piece of metal. Should you only be injured, use the same blade but strike yourself in a non-fatal zone. You could also ask a friend to hit you with a 25lbs sledgehammer or you can jump down a set of at least 12 stairs.
- To simulate a bird strike, go to the pet store and purchase a few budgies. If FsP tells you've hit a bird, simply shove a budgy in your
power supply fan and let the bird do its magic. Now you only have a few minutes before your computer shuts down because of an overheating power supply.
Post Edited ( 10-11-05 21:06 )
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