Airline Laughs

[Pablo0007]

An elderly lady was flying for the first time. It was a night Flight. She was a little nervous. The FA on her walk around saw the elderly lady
and then stopped and said hello.

She asked the elderly lady if this was her first flight, to which the reply was yes. The elderly lady asked the Flight Attendant "How does the
Captain know where he is going?"

The FA replied "Do you see that red light outside your window maam?"
"Yes " was the reply. "Do you see that green light outside that window opposite maam?".
Once again the reply was "Yes"

"Well" said the Flight Attendantt, "if the Captain stay between those lights, we will arrive at the correct destination."

Have to say that I started reading this thread at 11pm. It is now 3:25 am. What a funny and great thread that this one is.applause:
applause

Paul



Post Edited ( 04-26-06 21:32 )