Airline Laughs

[FsP Dennis]

Speedbird: Tower, Speedbird 85 requesting pushback
Tower: And where in is the worlds most experienced airline crew flying today without a flight plan?

Tower: Speedbird, you looked a little left of the centre-line on the touchdown there
Speedbird: Roger, and my co-pilot was a little to the right of the centre-line

Student pilot: Centre, Cessna 172 with you at flight level 3600
Centre: Roger, Cessna, contact Houston Space Centre

Approach: 200 Heavy, slow to 160 knots
Pilot: Roger
Approach: 200 Heavy, slow to 140 knots
Pilot Roger
Approach 200 heavy, slow to 130 knots
Pilot: Approach, do you know the stalling speed of this aircraft?
Approach: Nope, ask your co-pilot.