Stewardess Talks Transcript

[relichd]

I am now flying EGLL-LKPR and it's the other time the stewardess came into my cockpit and said something I could not really understand. Although I
would say that I am somewhat capable of understanding English I just can't figure out what is she saying. Not to mention she's supposed to be doing her job and to annoy the captain every couple of minutes

Now she came that people complain about the movie but none is being played... wtf?

Anybody can offer a transcript of all stewardess inputs when "Hostess In The Cockpit" message appears? Thanks.



Post Edited ( 01-10-09 20:50 )

[Tracker801]

I could tell you but than I'd have to kill you
What pack are you using?

[relichd]

If I tell you, will you kill me?

I believe it's the default voice pack 'cause I did not change it since the installation...

BTW: I just had a CTD - after a two hour flight (without acceleration) while kicking off the passengers

[Tracker801]

Let me see what I can do.
Will take some time

[relichd]

Thanks a lot! I'd really like to know what's that lady saying...

[Recency]

Hello:
I think that she is saying something about having to much to drink therefore she is sick or has some type of hangover. However, after
this, I am not sure if she said anything about landing although I did press the emergency landing button. Pressing the emergency
landing was a mistake though in that I could not find a way to cancel the emergency.

[relichd]

Exactly the point. While for other inputs from the hostess there is a text about what she's saying and you therefore can act appropriately, for some
of her talks there is nothing but "Hostess in Cabin". I am not an English native and from time to time I have a slight problem to understand her. When
she came the last time and told me something about "they're sick and it's everywhere" I thought: is that an hostess request for emergency landing? Is
there someone in medical difficulties... Hence I would think that having the text for ALL the inputs would be more than welcome - maybe a part of the
next update?

[Tracker801]

Well, the hostess in cockpit sounds are merily there for ambiance during flight so you know youre flying a pax aircraft.
There is no text scrolling through the screen as they are not for emergencies in any way.
If there was a message scrolling it would lead to you believing it was something important but they are NOT!!!

So always remember that when you hear such messages, do NOT act on it!!! They are there for fun only.

[relichd]

I see. That's a good explanation. Thanks for that
Next time she comes and I see no text, I'll just kick her off the cockpit...

[Recency]

Well, if she comes in and said that she did something in her pants, I think that you better press that emegency button.



Post Edited ( 01-11-09 14:32 )

[relichd]

Well, if it's just the "hostess in cabin" stuff, then I don't care (though, our passengers could feel a bit different about that ). There's a
toilet onboard so she has a place where to change

[Drew]

I'm not keen on the hostess voices. I'm pretty sure the captain doesn't give a f*** how many bottles she drank the previous night.

[Tracker801]

As a matter of fact................. I do Drewmeister
For the most obvious reason too as you know



Post Edited ( 01-11-09 18:32 )

[Drew]

A woman with a headache, you would get nowhere Track

[Tracker801]