emergency decent

[Ryanamur]

I can only imagine this one:

SWA 101: Clearance delivery, yes, that right, 500' off the deck until 20 miles out, when crossing SLI we'll punch up to FL320. Is there a
problem?

Clearance Delivery: SWA 101, you're flying a commercial jetliner. You are cleared to San Francisco airport, climb runway heading to
15000'. Turn right Direct SLI...

SWA 101: Damn it clearance, my flight plan called for 500' until SLI I don't know what the problem is, I shouldn't have any conflict at that
altitude!

Clearance: SWA 101, please acknowlege runway heading to 15000'!

SWA 101: Negative boy, I was in the Marines!


Oh man, I work too much and need a real vacation!

[Medic_Pilot]

Ryanamur wrote:
I can only imagine this one:

SWA 101: Clearance delivery, yes, that right, 500' off the deck until 20 miles out, when crossing SLI we'll punch up to FL320. Is there a
problem?

Clearance Delivery: SWA 101, you're flying a commercial jetliner. You are cleared to San Francisco airport, climb runway heading to
15000'. Turn right Direct SLI...

SWA 101: Damn it clearance, my flight plan called for 500' until SLI I don't know what the problem is, I shouldn't have any conflict at that
altitude!

Clearance: SWA 101, please acknowlege runway heading to 15000'!

SWA 101: Negative boy, I was in the Marines!


Oh man, I work too much and need a real vacation!

Hehe. Prepare for Ludicrous Speed!!!

[... HG Schulz]

what the f.... witch damn idiot has build the war zones???? witch damn idiot has created a war zone over london in the year of
2005???? damn guys if u are creating war zones than u must look that u can land at the airports in the area. i cant fly to heathrow cause
short before the landing on runway 27 R i will be attacked! i have no way to find out my exectly position in flight, so its nice that u
wrote where the dangerous areas are, but in flight i cant see where it is. damn nice job guys nice job.

[DavidPowell]

... HG Schulz wrote:
what the f.... witch damn idiot has build the war zones???? witch damn idiot has created a war zone over london in the year of
2005???? damn guys if u are creating war zones than u must look that u can land at the airports in the area. i cant fly to heathrow cause
short before the landing on runway 27 R i will be attacked! i have no way to find out my exectly position in flight, so its nice that u
wrote where the dangerous areas are, but in flight i cant see where it is. damn nice job guys nice job.

Bit of a change of topic? You could always edit out the London War Zone- I know instructions have been posted!

David

[Dutch64]

... HG Schulz wrote:
what the f.... witch damn idiot has build the war zones???? witch damn idiot has created a war zone over london in the year of
2005???? damn guys if u are creating war zones than u must look that u can land at the airports in the area. i cant fly to heathrow cause
short before the landing on runway 27 R i will be attacked! i have no way to find out my exectly position in flight, so its nice that u
wrote where the dangerous areas are, but in flight i cant see where it is. damn nice job guys nice job.

Didn't take your medicine today?

[... HG Schulz]

he he he no not today its all right now. thanks for answering David

[SWAFO]

Watch yourself Schulz! The "idiot" that made those war zones also created this program. Keep in mind that if you've got a problem with
him, you'll have a highly trained/disciplined Marine knocking on your door!

Ryanamur wrote:
I can only imagine this one:

SWA 101: Clearance delivery, yes, that right, 500' off the deck until 20 miles out, when crossing SLI we'll punch up to FL320. Is there a
problem?

Clearance Delivery: SWA 101, you're flying a commercial jetliner. You are cleared to San Francisco airport, climb runway heading to
15000'. Turn right Direct SLI...

SWA 101: Damn it clearance, my flight plan called for 500' until SLI I don't know what the problem is, I shouldn't have any conflict at that
altitude!

Clearance: SWA 101, please acknowlege runway heading to 15000'!

SWA 101: Negative boy, I was in the Marines!

We don't fly to SFO Phil!

[Drew]

ive never had a problem landing at heathrow - no edit to war zones

maybe you like to do a loop over Tonys house on the way (tony = tony blair = our prime minister to the non British who wouldnt get
it)

[SWAFO]

There are certain "no-fly" zones over various monuments, and parts of cities, all over the world! Perhaps FSP exaggerated the reaction of
the ground forces a little bit (SHOOTING AT YOU), however it just serves as a reminder. Typically, ATC would bitch at you, followed by a
fighter escort being scrambled shortly there after. I could just imagine flying over the Capital at 50 KTS in a GA aircraft... then having the F-
16's try to keep up (not necessarily "keep up"... you get the picture though ) with me!

I'm not advocating trying it, just thinking about it. Keep in mind that I have a strong buzz going. We Marines hate our liquor though.... lol.